May 2012
OMFG.
Seriously mom, just please stop talking. Holy shit.
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Watchhaha-l-m-a-o:tranniesandgrannies:
If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
OH MY GOD.
hyperbolequeen:
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
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Chegg needs to give me my password now.
I’m getting so angry.
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
gothbaby:
gothbaby:
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
i told that weird horse girl today about this post and how it has 20,000 notes and all she said was “thank you (:”
Damn. I love going through my iTunes.
i get walked into in the hall: sorry
i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
i get pushed against the wall: sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
i get pushed out the window: sorry
i get run over by a car: sorry
i get murdered: sorry